[He's chuckling when the line picks up this time.]
Is it a good or a bad thing when someone asks me for help finding a house? To be fair, it's Faith, and you'll remember she and I got along famously. Still! She asked me to help her find something here in Duplicity!
I'm doing it, of course. And we're going to have sex in the best ones we see, of course. Can't take a house you've not properly vetted.
[A beat.] You know, I'm glad we didn't do that with our house. Getting to cross the threshold with you in my arms before that first time was so much better than a quick fuck between you measuring a place for hours on end before deciding it wasn't really what you wanted.
[He says it fondly. He misses your bullshit, sir.]
January 7, 2024 - 8:57 PM
Is it a good or a bad thing when someone asks me for help finding a house? To be fair, it's Faith, and you'll remember she and I got along famously. Still! She asked me to help her find something here in Duplicity!
I'm doing it, of course. And we're going to have sex in the best ones we see, of course. Can't take a house you've not properly vetted.
[A beat.] You know, I'm glad we didn't do that with our house. Getting to cross the threshold with you in my arms before that first time was so much better than a quick fuck between you measuring a place for hours on end before deciding it wasn't really what you wanted.
[He says it fondly. He misses your bullshit, sir.]